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Hilarious V-Day Poem by @SickoGrampa

A love Ballad by @sickogrampa

Everyone knows V-Day is a fraud,
But it’s a man’s chance to trick a broad,
Into thinking you love her, so she’ll blow you,
But don’t get attached, because then she’ll own you.
And getting married is like 25 to life,
Because you cant turn a ho into a  house wife,
So for now, I’ll be single, on Valentines,
And instead have s3x, with my concubines.

*This poem reflects the thoughts of @SickoGrampa and not The Wheel Wells.  What a sicko he is, go ahead and follow him for all things sicko… and old.